When I took our car into the garage to have a wheel bearing replaced, they kindly GAVE me a car for the day.
My whinge is, why did it have a big decal on its' doors telling the world that it was replacing my crashed car?
MY CAR WAS NOT CRASHED.
MY CAR HAD DEVELOPED A MECHANICAL PROBLEM.
WHY LABEL ME AS A CARELESS DRIVER?
I AM OFFENDED.
They could say, For all servicing and repairs.
That would cover all the bases, add a sense of mystery, and is a bit funny, in a double entendre kind of way.
And it's way better than CRASH REPAIR.