Came home today and this was outside our gate.
I added the COCKTAIL BROLLY!
JOLLY BROLLY.
Who lets their dog do that; on a pavement; near a gateway?
A TOTAL MORON.
I wrote a little message on the brolly before I stuck it in the poo.
I hope the owner of the dog got a look at it, because the next day ...
THE BROLLY WAS GONE!!????
Who the hell nicks anything from a pile of poo?
A MORON!
FUNNY OLD WORLD.
PS. Monday 28.6.10. It's been a week of unrelenting sun. The brolly may have gone on day 2 of poo, but the poo pile is still out there, dusty and dry. HMMM lovely. Thank you once again, you total moron.
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